Ciderlion
09-13-2005, 07:43 PM
longish bear with me...........sorry if you've heard it..
four men are bragging about how smart their cats are.
The 1st man was an engineer, the 2nd an accountant, the 3rd a chemist, and the 4th a government employee.
To show off the engineer calls to his cat "Hey tsquare do your stuff" tsquare prances over to a desk gets out some paper and a pen and promptly draws a square,circle and triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The accountant says his cat could do better he calls his cat " Hey spreadsheet do your stuff" spreadsheet went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.He divided them into four equal piles of 3 cookies each.Everyone agreed that was good.
But the chemist said his cat could do better, he called his cat and said "Measure do your stuff" so measure goes to the fridge took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.everyone agreed that was really good.
Then the 3 men turned to the government employee and said "What can your cat do."
The government employee turned to his cat and said "Coffeebreak do your stuff" so coffeebreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other 3 cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.put in for workers compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave..
four men are bragging about how smart their cats are.
The 1st man was an engineer, the 2nd an accountant, the 3rd a chemist, and the 4th a government employee.
To show off the engineer calls to his cat "Hey tsquare do your stuff" tsquare prances over to a desk gets out some paper and a pen and promptly draws a square,circle and triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The accountant says his cat could do better he calls his cat " Hey spreadsheet do your stuff" spreadsheet went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.He divided them into four equal piles of 3 cookies each.Everyone agreed that was good.
But the chemist said his cat could do better, he called his cat and said "Measure do your stuff" so measure goes to the fridge took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.everyone agreed that was really good.
Then the 3 men turned to the government employee and said "What can your cat do."
The government employee turned to his cat and said "Coffeebreak do your stuff" so coffeebreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other 3 cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.put in for workers compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave..