Aequitas
09-17-2005, 12:25 AM
I just got my new Lexus RX400, and returned to the dealer the next day,
>> complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
>> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this.
>> He said: Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie? Willie he
>> continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
>> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
>> Beethoven! I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, Beatles!
>> I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
>> swerved in time to avoid them. ASSH0LES! I yelled.....
>> The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
>> Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton
>> on sax....
>> >
>> I LOVE this CAR...!!!!!!!!!
>> complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
>> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this.
>> He said: Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie? Willie he
>> continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
>> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
>> Beethoven! I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, Beatles!
>> I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
>> swerved in time to avoid them. ASSH0LES! I yelled.....
>> The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
>> Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton
>> on sax....
>> >
>> I LOVE this CAR...!!!!!!!!!