Psycho for Dinar
09-17-2004, 03:04 PM
He has a wife and a cigarette holder - neither one works.
If it rained soup he would have a fork instead of a spoon
She's had bad luck with two husbands, The first on left her, and the second one won't.
She got a divorce and all she got was custody of her 'husbands parents'.
He waited for years for Dame Fortune to knock on his door, but it was her daughter, Miss fortune, showed up.
He worked two years on his boss's signature, then the perfectly forget check came back, marked 'Insufficient Funds'.
If he went into the men's pants business, men would start wearing kilts.
He's as useless as a one legged man at an kicking contest.
Couldn't hit the side of the barn from the inside with all the doors shut.
His boss would gladly pay him what he's worth, but it's against the Minimum Wage Law.
She bought a house with lots of doors for opportunity to knock on, but only his 'relatives' did.
He couldn't direct traffic down a one-way street.
She's a two-handicap golfer - she has a boss who won't let her off early, and a husband who keeps her home weekends.
She has delusions of adequacy.
If it rained soup he would have a fork instead of a spoon
She's had bad luck with two husbands, The first on left her, and the second one won't.
She got a divorce and all she got was custody of her 'husbands parents'.
He waited for years for Dame Fortune to knock on his door, but it was her daughter, Miss fortune, showed up.
He worked two years on his boss's signature, then the perfectly forget check came back, marked 'Insufficient Funds'.
If he went into the men's pants business, men would start wearing kilts.
He's as useless as a one legged man at an kicking contest.
Couldn't hit the side of the barn from the inside with all the doors shut.
His boss would gladly pay him what he's worth, but it's against the Minimum Wage Law.
She bought a house with lots of doors for opportunity to knock on, but only his 'relatives' did.
He couldn't direct traffic down a one-way street.
She's a two-handicap golfer - she has a boss who won't let her off early, and a husband who keeps her home weekends.
She has delusions of adequacy.