BRYAN
03-22-2006, 05:02 AM
: read this PLEASE !!!
>
>
>
>
>
> An atheist was walking through the woods.
> "What majestic trees"!
> "What powerful rivers"!
> "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
>
> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
> bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge
> towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over
> his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He
> tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick him! self up
> but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with
> his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
> At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
> Time Stopped.
> The bear froze.
>
> The forest was silent.
>
> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
> "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't
> exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect
> me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
> believer"?
>
> The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be
> hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian
> now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
>
>
> "Very Well," said the voice.
>
> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
> dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
> spoke:
>
> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
> through Christ our Lord, Amen."
> :huge:
>
>
>
>
>
> An atheist was walking through the woods.
> "What majestic trees"!
> "What powerful rivers"!
> "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
>
> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
> bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge
> towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over
> his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He
> tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick him! self up
> but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with
> his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
> At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
> Time Stopped.
> The bear froze.
>
> The forest was silent.
>
> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
> "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't
> exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect
> me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
> believer"?
>
> The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be
> hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian
> now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
>
>
> "Very Well," said the voice.
>
> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
> dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
> spoke:
>
> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
> through Christ our Lord, Amen."
> :huge: