Aequitas
03-24-2006, 07:53 AM
1) Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker.
3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.
4) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
Aequitas:wave:
2) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker.
3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.
4) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
Aequitas:wave: