kelleyB
04-11-2006, 11:02 PM
Three men are working at a contruction site and are having lunch on top of the scaffoldling. There is an Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde.
The Irishman looks inside his lunch box and finds "Cornbeef and Cabbage". The Irishman sighs and says "If I get Cornbeef and Cabbage for lunch one more time, I swear I will jump to my death".
The Mexican looks inside his lunch box and finds a "Burrito". The Mexican sighs and says "If I get a Burrito for lunch one more time, I swear I will jump to my death".
The Blonde looks inside his lunch box and finds a "Bologne Sandwich". The Blonde sighs and says "If I get a bologne sandwich one more time for lunch, I swear I will jump to my death.
The next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box and sees that he got Cornedbeef and Cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Mexican opens his lunch box and sees that he got a Burrito and jumps to his death.
The Blonde opens his lunch box and sees that he got a bologne sandwich and jumps to his death.
Three days later at the funeral, the three wives are crying.
The Irishwoman sobbs "If I had known he hated Cornbeef and cabbage I wouldn't have made it anymore"
The Mexican woman sobbs "If I had known he hated Burritos, I wouldn't have made it any more either".
Both the Irishwoman and the Mexican woman look at the Blondes wife. She stands in bewilderment and says.
"What? He made his own lunches":lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The Irishman looks inside his lunch box and finds "Cornbeef and Cabbage". The Irishman sighs and says "If I get Cornbeef and Cabbage for lunch one more time, I swear I will jump to my death".
The Mexican looks inside his lunch box and finds a "Burrito". The Mexican sighs and says "If I get a Burrito for lunch one more time, I swear I will jump to my death".
The Blonde looks inside his lunch box and finds a "Bologne Sandwich". The Blonde sighs and says "If I get a bologne sandwich one more time for lunch, I swear I will jump to my death.
The next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box and sees that he got Cornedbeef and Cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Mexican opens his lunch box and sees that he got a Burrito and jumps to his death.
The Blonde opens his lunch box and sees that he got a bologne sandwich and jumps to his death.
Three days later at the funeral, the three wives are crying.
The Irishwoman sobbs "If I had known he hated Cornbeef and cabbage I wouldn't have made it anymore"
The Mexican woman sobbs "If I had known he hated Burritos, I wouldn't have made it any more either".
Both the Irishwoman and the Mexican woman look at the Blondes wife. She stands in bewilderment and says.
"What? He made his own lunches":lmao: :lmao: :lmao: