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:shhh: OMG!!! the Dong went down, will it ever go back up??
Pimpmaximus
10-18-2006, 01:03 AM
:shhh: OMG!!! the Dong went down, will it ever go back up??
Is it pegged to the value of Viagra stock?
boomcreek
10-18-2006, 09:58 AM
Is it pegged to the value of Viagra stock?
Now that's funny...I don't care who you are...that's funny!
buck74
10-18-2006, 10:32 AM
Sooner or later the air was bound to go out of the dong.
Joe D_inar
10-21-2006, 08:25 PM
Sooner or later the air was bound to go out of the dong. You can only keep the dong down so long then look out !!!!!!!:lmao:
BrerRabbit
10-22-2006, 09:42 AM
Deflation is a serious concern to holders of Dong.
fauxdough
10-28-2006, 01:32 AM
The north vietnamese dong are rarely circumcised. Something against "covenants?" Perhaps.
Goober
12-01-2006, 04:17 PM
The north vietnamese dong are rarely circumcised. Something against "covenants?" Perhaps.
Was that reference to "covenants" or "covernants?' LOL!
Blacize
12-02-2006, 03:20 PM
Deflation is a serious concern to holders of Dong.
You know I was gonna ask and started reading some of the posts in this thread and thought nah, no use settin' myself up.
wherbie
12-02-2006, 07:13 PM
damn nice piece goober....
ever hear of the famous Vietnamese ruptured track star
one dong hung lo?
lmao
Goober
12-03-2006, 04:53 AM
With what info Dinar_OS posted, I'm getting kinda soft on the old Dong, it's down now and may never git up there again. When I was in-country in 1969, the Dong or Piaster was 118 to our Dollar, oh heck, maybe I'll contact Chase and see just how much a bushel basket of the stuff is worth. If I live long enough.............................
parps
12-04-2006, 06:45 AM
This one is ripe for a lop.
Agreed. I hear Lorena Bobbitt is their new finance minister.
Thankfully I hold no dong !!
sgmunson
12-08-2006, 09:14 AM
find a male hooker...
:drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Sorry... just couldn't help myself... This thread title is ripe for all kinds of good humor...:wave:
From where the Ruble is now, what are the prospects? Going to Bank of America tomorrow morning, I hear they sell Dinar and Dong, everybody sells the Ruble. I'll be back with that information. If I read that thread correctly, the Ruble is currently worth around $.26?
DealOrBuyDinar
03-31-2007, 08:59 AM
Nobody Panic! Everyone hold on to your Dongs!!! :drunk:
Goober
03-31-2007, 09:29 AM
Really, the stuff is priced right! Get some, put it away and forgetaboutit. VietNam is the next China, why not invest in two severely undervalued currencies? You'll hate yourself later-on. I keep telling the wife, "Don't worry hon, the old Dong will get back up one of these days!"
sebastian
03-31-2007, 09:51 AM
:shhh: OMG!!! the Dong went down, will it ever go back up??
"and the pitch is a slow sinking curve ball down the middle of the plate" :eek:
nah, too easy.:no:
somtimes you gotta throw the small ones back in the water.:D
msmill
03-31-2007, 09:51 AM
OMG Ya'll are too funny!!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
It all depends on where your Dong is invested....In other words....it depends on who is holding your dong whether it goes up or down.
The last time I visited Hanoi I had my dong invested at all times and it was always up.
Midnight Tide
03-31-2007, 11:29 AM
I hear from my viet co-workers that investing in dong while in vietnam it always goes up :p
bowenowski
03-31-2007, 11:49 AM
Old chinese proverb man who go around with hole in pocket feal cocky all day!
It all depends on where your Dong is invested....In other words....it depends on who is holding your dong whether it goes up or down.
The last time I visited Hanoi I had my dong invested at all times and it was always up.
So what you are really saying then, is like all good investments you had to spread your Dong around a bit for it to stay up.
Sinned
03-31-2007, 11:56 AM
I read that 150 Vietnamese dongs equal 1 U.S. peck (er)
yunowu
03-31-2007, 01:38 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: You guys are too funny !!!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
JohnnyR
03-31-2007, 02:08 PM
:lmao: :lmao: Why would spreading your dong increase the chances of keeping it up? I guess I still don't understand the proper use of my dong.:no:
mohawk
03-31-2007, 02:29 PM
i hope it goes up im getting tired of holding onto my dong ..
usakidd
03-31-2007, 03:21 PM
Doesn't the word "DING" Fit in here somewhere?
Is it pegged to the value of Viagra stock?
Now that's a cheap but funny shot...:lmao:
I shoved my dong in a plastic bag and stuck it in a box !
Umm... and it's limp and green... true :) Doesn't small like IQD neevur !
I have a few million reasons to hold onto it !!
darianwiccan
04-05-2007, 05:21 AM
I was holding onto my dong, but someone told me I'd go blind...
joanc1963
04-05-2007, 05:29 AM
Nobody Panic! Everyone hold on to your Dongs!!! :drunk:
I would if I had one...I've never even seen one. Does anyone have a picture of a dong?
lightrays-dinars
04-05-2007, 05:42 AM
Dong is useless outside Vietnam!
darianwiccan
04-05-2007, 05:44 AM
I would if I had one...I've never even seen one. Does anyone have a picture of a dong?
OH NO! :eek: Nothing good can come of this.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
lightrays-dinars
04-05-2007, 05:48 AM
My friend is Vietnamese and she told me about Dong being depreciated in value. She showed me the currencies and the value of them were huge!
10000, 100000 etc! She told me that Dong were useless outside the country. UK Banks will not exchange these notes at all. You cannot buy any DONGS in UK too.
joanc1963
04-05-2007, 06:03 AM
OH NO! :eek: Nothing good can come of this.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
That's what the mods are for!
Interesting that the lower dong denoms were added just last year !
Physically, the higher dong denoms are larger than the smaller ones.
Of course !
Pimpmaximus
04-05-2007, 08:18 AM
Dong is useless outside Vietnam!
I know a few women who would disagree with you.......:eek:
williambedloe
04-05-2007, 08:23 AM
Dong is useless outside Vietnam!
Dong is useless inside of Vietnam!:lmao: :lmao:
(What exactly does he mean by that...???:rolleye03 )
http://i21.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/96/19/c786_1.JPG
Cook Islands coin..... that's a dollar, not a dong... or is it ? :)
New avatar anyone ? :)
Goober
04-07-2007, 10:20 AM
Chase Bank sells Dong, I checked so it must be doing something right. One day Our Dong will be huge!
harveyc
04-07-2007, 11:49 AM
Sometimes I take my dong out of its holder and feel it and rub it knowing that soon it will rise.
JPmonopoly
04-07-2007, 12:05 PM
:lmao:
on a serious note, serious note!!:lmao: The dong,
I might just invest!
So what you are really saying then, is like all good investments you had to spread your Dong around a bit for it to stay up.
Yes...I think it's a good idea...I'm now single so I can afford to invest in a wider market. Of course, it's a dangerous market out there, so protect your assets at all times.
dinarboy
04-07-2007, 02:44 PM
find a male hooker...
:drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Sorry... just couldn't help myself... This thread title is ripe for all kinds of good humor...:wave:
According to my wife, a good dong is hard to find.............:mad:
DB
patriotswin3
04-07-2007, 02:59 PM
The Dong Is Like Going To The Bank..u Put It In You Take It Out..uput It In You Take It Out...pretty Soon U Lose Interest And There Is Severe Penalty For Early Withdrawel!!!!!
patriotswin3
04-07-2007, 03:18 PM
the dong is like making A TRIP TO THE BANK...U PUT IT IN YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU PUT IN IN YOU TAKE IT OUT..PRETTY SOON YOU LOSE INTEREST AND THERE IS SEVERE PENALTY FOR EARLY WITHDRAWEL!!!!!:eek:
DinarInANutHouse
04-07-2007, 05:23 PM
Really, the stuff is priced right! Get some, put it away and forgetaboutit. VietNam is the next China, why not invest in two severely undervalued currencies? You'll hate yourself later-on. I keep telling the wife, "Don't worry hon, the old Dong will get back up one of these days!"
Thats what I told my wife. She said "your old dong"????:happy64:
Okay kids enough with the DONG jokes!
I'm just kidding, carry on...:D
shardima
04-07-2007, 07:46 PM
find a male hooker...
:drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Sorry... just couldn't help myself... This thread title is ripe for all kinds of good humor...:wave:
my wife reckons she invested heavily in my dong! Look where that got her! Up the duff!
NAS - T1
05-04-2007, 04:49 PM
Just got my Dong out and inspected it, Looks great and feels even better!
Hopefully it'll rise as expected :happy64:
Just got my Dong out and inspected it, Looks great and feels even better!
Hopefully it'll rise as expected :happy64:
Just like the old saying....a dong in hand is worth two in the bush!!
dinaros
05-04-2007, 05:21 PM
I have 5 mil,the wife only wants 1.?????? Have I got a big deal for her.........
crave681
05-04-2007, 05:23 PM
Just like the old saying....a dong in hand is worth two in the bush!!
paid 77.90 for my million at wells fargo today. bring it on , vietnam, daddy needs a new tundra!
dagod1
05-04-2007, 05:37 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Awesome Dong in hand, so funny, man totally funny
PraiseKingGeorge
05-04-2007, 05:55 PM
Just like the old saying....a dong in hand is worth two in the bush!!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
irons
05-04-2007, 06:01 PM
I got a mil last friday, my Dong is quite impressive also. ;)
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