View Full Version : The doctor's water trick

03-24-2013, 03:18 AM
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to
lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry,
just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't
swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing
it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a
glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."

03-24-2013, 02:58 PM
A woman goes to the doctor and says she gets bad stomach aches.
The doctor asks her when she has her bowel movements, she reply's, well I get the kids ready at 6:45 and send them off to school about 7:45, then I'll eat and I usually go to the bathroom at 8:15. The doctor says I'll give you an x-ray and see what is wrong. He comes back and says you have 3 worms in your belly and I'll have to give your medication to kill them. One worm said did you hear that? What are you going to do? One worm said I'm going to hide behind the heart the other worm said I'll hide behind the liver and the third worm said I'm going to take the 8:15 outta here!