dejavu
03-15-2005, 04:35 PM
THE REDHEAD
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>A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
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>hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show
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>me." She uses her finger to push on her elbow and screams in agony.
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>She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
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>Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not
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>really a redhead, are you?"
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>"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
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>"I thought so," the doctor says.
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>"Your finger is broken
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>A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
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>hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show
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>me." She uses her finger to push on her elbow and screams in agony.
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>She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
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>Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not
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>really a redhead, are you?"
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>"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
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>"I thought so," the doctor says.
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>"Your finger is broken