farquar
03-29-2005, 08:31 PM
We all need some levity now that the "Dinar Car Looks Like It Will Start Out Of The Station At Any Time". ------------------------ Sorry Blonds//// >When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it," admitted the stunned surgeon., "You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy." >As Jackie Gleason would have said -W-O-O-O-O-W...... > >One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.
"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.
They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."
"Is it after us?" the brunette questioned.
"Er, um..." answered the blonde.
"Well, is it?" asked the brunette with a growing temper.
"I don't know..."
"Well are it's lights on?" insisted the brunette
Replied the blonde, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."< How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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<One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.
"If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.
"Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" the
husband countered.
"Oh that's okay," the wife chirped happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!">.......Yikes.............................. >Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group, they decided that one of the party should let go. Otherwise, the rope would break and everyone would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally, the brunette gave a truly touching speech, saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The ten blondes applauded.<PEACE TO ALL> Farquar :huge:
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it," admitted the stunned surgeon., "You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy." >As Jackie Gleason would have said -W-O-O-O-O-W...... > >One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late.
"Watch out for cops," the brunette said.
They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the blonde said nervously, "I think that's a cop behind us."
"Is it after us?" the brunette questioned.
"Er, um..." answered the blonde.
"Well, is it?" asked the brunette with a growing temper.
"I don't know..."
"Well are it's lights on?" insisted the brunette
Replied the blonde, "Yes... no... yes... no... yes... no... yes... no..."< How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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<One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.
"If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.
"Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" the
husband countered.
"Oh that's okay," the wife chirped happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!">.......Yikes.............................. >Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group, they decided that one of the party should let go. Otherwise, the rope would break and everyone would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally, the brunette gave a truly touching speech, saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The ten blondes applauded.<PEACE TO ALL> Farquar :huge: