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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him...
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on...
I have found some humor here !!! Positions are some times high --- authority? -- that is something else entirely. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter...
It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame has converted to the Muslim faith and changed his name to Kareem of Wheat. :happy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM&feature=player_embedded#!
Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they...
Do You Believe in Second Chances? ~ Look at the picture below and you can see where this driver broke through the guardrail, on the right side of the culvert, where the people are standing on the road, pointing. The pick-up was traveling about 55 mph from right to left when it crashed...
http://gryder.com/istories/Bud/bud1.wmv Funny Site http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7I5lKq/gryder.com/istories
*The Funniest Banking Joke in Ages!* I guess we all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil. I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars It was obvious she was a little irritated....
Video Here---> Oh carp that was too funny. :rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSEIe2tEhF4 :rofl:
The G-Spot Go here for the video-----> http://voab.us/blog/wiseass/the-g-spot/ Be sure to wait for it. I'm sure you'll think it's at the beginning and the middle, but I assure you, it's at the very end. Doh.
WARNING: LANGUAGE IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE WORKPLACE, AND YOU MAY FIND IT VERY OFFENSIVE. BE WARNED. Alright, this is probably gonna get me in trouble, but it made me laugh so hard I had to.... I read that they are releasing a movie about this guy this summer, so I had to see the video. ...
Remember when Ronald Reagan was president. We also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash... Now we have Obama and no Hope and no Cash.
This one should make eternal history
Please click on it and enjoy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsrZIB8QHic
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi Insurgent who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,...
XBox Achievements - CollegeHumor video :yelrotflmao:
The Worlds Meanest Slingshot YouTube- The Worlds Meanest Slingshot
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