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    Day In Court

    Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
    The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give

    you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this
    weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see
    you back in court Monday."

    On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
    "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
    "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

    "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o.

    Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and
    the small circle is your brain after drugs."
    "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy.


    "And how did you do?"
    "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
    "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
    "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles

    like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said,

    'This is your a$$hole before prison..................

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    ....gives a whole new meaning to "scared straight"
    "it just may be a lunatic you're looking for" -- Billy Joel

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    I have a friend who carries prisoners around, here in the UK, recently they caught a prisoner pulling out a mobile phone from you know where, and like he said it wasn't one the those new dinky one's either.

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    A loaded gun was found in a woman's vagina during a strip search in Oklahoma ...

    Mar 6
    "A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by
    association with smarter people." --Will Rogers

    "We're all ignorant, just on Different Subjects." --Will Rogers

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    I knew I chipped my tooth on something.
    " Never forget everything Hitler did in Germany was legal " ---Martin Luther King jr.---

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinar_OS View Post
    A loaded gun was found in a woman's vagina during a strip search in Oklahoma ...

    Mar 6
    Sawn of?........or full lenth pump?

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